Community Post: The Definitive Ranking Of The Minor Recurring Super Mario Bros. Enemies

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Mario has jumped on a lot of creatures over the years. But which one of Bowser’s soldiers is truly the best?

24. Wiggler

Nintendo

Just a dumb, angry bug.

23. Cheep Cheep

Nintendo

In a world with skeletal turtles and sentient bullets, this just a regular fish.

22. Goomba

Nintendo

Just an evil mushroom. Nothing to see here.

21. Shy Guy

Nintendo

What are these guys supposed to be? Besides annoying, I mean.

20. Koopa Troopa

Nintendo

Gets extra points for taking hits to kill, but can also be used for killing his friends.

19. Monty Mole

Nintendo

Nothing more than a slight inconvenience.

18. Paratroppa

Nintendo

Pros: Has wings. Cons: Just a Koopa Troopa with wings.

17. Lakitu

Nintendo

Lakitu is a species, not a single person, but the fact that that is unclear costs them some serious points.

16. Thwomp

Nintendo

Sure, you can’t kill them, but as long as you stay out of their way they can’t hurt you either.

15. Whomp

Nintendo

Attacks by slamming their faces into the ground. They’re idiots.

14. Pokey

Nintendo

They’re hard to jump over but they’re also dumb enough to walk into quicksand and die.

13. Fuzzy

Nintendo

I don’t know what they are but they terrify me.

12. Blooper

Nintendo

As if water levels weren’t annoying enough.

11. Bullet Bill

Nintendo

A slow-moving, iron projectile of death is still an iron projectile of death.

10. Hammer Bros.

Nintendo

Too fast to jump on and too fast to dodge. A deadly combination.

9. Fire Bros.

Nintendo

What’s better than throwing hammers? How about throwing fire?

8. Spiney

Nintendo

Koopa troopas could take a lesson from these guys.

7. Pirahna Plant

Nintendo

Makes you think twice before going down that pipe.

6. Fire Snake

Nintendo

It’s a snake made out of fire. What more do you need?

5. Magikoopa

Nintendo

They have magic powers. ‘Nuff said.

4. Dry Bones

Nintendo

All you want is for that platform to come back down and this guy not to kill you before then.

3. Bob-omb

Nintendo

A talking, walking bomb. Why does Bowser need those turtles again?

2. Boo

Nintendo

Forces strategic thinking in a platformer. Well done.

1. Chain Chomp

Nintendo

Just stay away. This guy will mess you up.

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