Community Post: The Definitive Ranking Of The Minor Recurring Super Mario Bros. Enemies
Mario has jumped on a lot of creatures over the years. But which one of Bowser’s soldiers is truly the best?
Just a dumb, angry bug.
23. Cheep Cheep
In a world with skeletal turtles and sentient bullets, this just a regular fish.
Just an evil mushroom. Nothing to see here.
21. Shy Guy
What are these guys supposed to be? Besides annoying, I mean.
20. Koopa Troopa
Gets extra points for taking hits to kill, but can also be used for killing his friends.
19. Monty Mole
Nothing more than a slight inconvenience.
Pros: Has wings. Cons: Just a Koopa Troopa with wings.
Lakitu is a species, not a single person, but the fact that that is unclear costs them some serious points.
Sure, you can’t kill them, but as long as you stay out of their way they can’t hurt you either.
Attacks by slamming their faces into the ground. They’re idiots.
They’re hard to jump over but they’re also dumb enough to walk into quicksand and die.
I don’t know what they are but they terrify me.
As if water levels weren’t annoying enough.
11. Bullet Bill
A slow-moving, iron projectile of death is still an iron projectile of death.
10. Hammer Bros.
Too fast to jump on and too fast to dodge. A deadly combination.
9. Fire Bros.
What’s better than throwing hammers? How about throwing fire?
Koopa troopas could take a lesson from these guys.
7. Pirahna Plant
Makes you think twice before going down that pipe.
6. Fire Snake
It’s a snake made out of fire. What more do you need?
They have magic powers. ‘Nuff said.
4. Dry Bones
All you want is for that platform to come back down and this guy not to kill you before then.
A talking, walking bomb. Why does Bowser need those turtles again?
Forces strategic thinking in a platformer. Well done.
1. Chain Chomp
Just stay away. This guy will mess you up.
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